Where did you grow up?
I’m a child of the universe, but a product of the U.S.A.: conceived in Chicago, woven in the South, and finished up North.
What was your first big break?
All of the stars have aligned for me this year. I’d grown used to testing labs and hanging around the studio—but not anymore! I’m entering an exciting new phase: I won an IIDA/HD Product Design Award, and I’ve become the fabric face for Brentano’s 25th anniversary.
What’s the rumor mill churning out about you these days?
You may have heard that I have an illegitimate daughter? Not true. She’s my little sister. Baby Equinox shares my angular features, but she’s more petite: the same amplitude and attitude, you could say, but on a different wavelength.
Where was the last place the paparazzi photographed you?
Who knows?! I always wonder … are people seeing my dark side or my light side? Please tag me #BrentanoEquinox so I know which of my many facets caught your attention.
Aside from sugar, spice, and everything nice, what else are you made of?
I see myself as nature and humanity—cotton and post-consumer recycled polyester—in trine.
If you could get one plastic surgery procedure what would it be?
Nips and tucks won’t affect this celestial body. I’m already half plastic—26 percent polyester and 26 percent nylon to be precise—with a GreenShield finish and an abrasion resistance of 75,000 double rubs. Objectively, I don’t need much maintenance.
Who are some of your idols and influencers?
There’ve been many brilliant men in my life—special thanks to Pythagoras, Plato, and Euclides for leading the way in geometry and astrology. And, of course, one special woman: Brentano Design Director Iris Wang for my intricate tessellations and clever coloring.
What’s your biggest turn-on?
Intelligent design.
Turn-off?
Sunlight. Like a true student of the stars, I do my best work at night. Preferably indoors.
Who’s your current bestie?
Lately I go everywhere with Brentano’s international sales team. Thankfully they can keep up when I start getting technical! I’ve also been staying in touch with Iris; she’s helping me with my photosensitivity.
Who would you like to work with next?
As much as I’d love to visit space, I’m much too grounded. The airport, though, or a lab? There’s a whole spectrum of commercial and
hospitality projects where I could lend my expertise.
What’s the worst part about fame?
Hmm, recognition feels wonderful, but the lookalike competitions? Never flattering. There’s no imitation for authentic design.